Reprint from the Asheboro Courier-Tribune, June 16, 2017 Bob Mason Macon, Georgia. Cherry Street. November, 1975. After midnight. My partner and I decided to hit the dive, shoot some pool. Half … [Read more...]
Bob’s Boffo Commencement Address
A reprint from the Asheboro Courier-Tribune, June 2, 2017 A commencement address I never gave, nor will ever give, because I’m just a lawyer in Asheboro and not nearly edgy enough in a … [Read more...]
Lights out!
Trick question: Good at spotting patterns? If so, read the following list of European leaders (controlling most of Europe’s economy and population) and see how on top of things you are. Go! What … [Read more...]
When powers of attorney die
Original in Asheboro Courier-Tribune, May 5, 2017 When people die, they’re no longer alive. Now that I have amazed you with my steel-trap legal mind, allow me to explain. It happens a few times … [Read more...]
Einar’s Really Cool Funeral
Original in Asheboro Courier-Tribune, April 21, 2017 His face glistening with butter, Bobby was rapt. One hand poised over the popcorn barrel as Eric the Viking (aka Tony Curtis) was tied to a post … [Read more...]
